TAKE IT BRUCE
An incredibly tasteful drum solo from Eric Carr (with some nice lead work from Bruce).
Paul’s cure for a broken heart: lots of indiscriminate fucking.
Gene finds himself trapped in a permanent vegetative state1, but comes to accept his situation without regret.
1Gene Simmons’ Family Jewels.
Peter Paul asks his woman to give him a second chance.
A member of the clergy receives a personal invitation to KISS Gene’s buttocks.
Paul’s former lover earns this stern reprimand for selling recordings of their intimate conversations to the BBC.
(The BBC mention struck me as such an oddly specific detail, it always made me wonder if this was based on a real event, maybe involving Samantha Fox. But I’ve never been able to find any confirmation of any such incident. I did find an interview with SF from 2010 where she was asked about Paul, and she had nothing but good things to say about him. So that would seem to blow a hole in that theory. If anyone has any insight on this, I’d love to hear it.)
An attractive gold-digger has Gene under her complete control, thanks to her mind-bending ass.