Posts tagged 1985

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Uh! All Night

Paul promotes sexual intercourse as an economical form of entertainment for the working class.

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Radar For Love

Paul emits electromagnetic waves that help him identify the approximate range, altitude, direction, and closing speed of girls who want to blow him.

Posted 1 year ago

Secretly Cruel

Gene’s girlfriend taunts1 him by tugging at his wig (or weave).2

1Thereby exposing her cruel nature.

2Strangely this causes his penis to become semi-erect.

Posted 1 year ago

Asylum tour, Detroit, more or less the complete show! 

Posted 1 year ago

Tears Are Falling

Paul uses rain as a metaphor for his lover’s tearful admission of infidelity.

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Love’s A Deadly Weapon

A feverish Gene threatens to fuck someone to death.1

1It was Gene! In the conservatory! With his penis!

Posted 1 year ago

I’m Alive

Paul is very much alive, but vows to die with an erection.

Posted 1 year ago

Trial By Fire

Gene is a risk-taker and doesn’t lack self-confidence.