In which I attempt to explain every KISS song in a single sentence or less. var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-17389000-3’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })();Tumblr (3.0; @kisssongsexplained)http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f5970792b9128525edd54aabddc451f9/tumblr_mll03wjsWK1qa5hjco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/49022763601http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/49022763601Sat, 27 Apr 2013 14:10:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b36caa939195fa114c12f163fc603e3a/tumblr_mlwlkr5ivS1roa7c8o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf719758dfed36a0e5133b90d9fc14ab/tumblr_mlwlkr5ivS1roa7c8o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5897c8c8525f907c79add765f3bc5308/tumblr_mlwlkr5ivS1roa7c8o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85b9c1a2a479f560f9eab85f11934ef7/tumblr_mlwlkr5ivS1roa7c8o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af851ef540343c459fcece55740767d0/tumblr_mlwlkr5ivS1roa7c8o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29b7865ec750f3cb76bca7b16c9914e3/tumblr_mlwlkr5ivS1roa7c8o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3f3d2b16ebb8a35539d41c727271b078/tumblr_mlwlkr5ivS1roa7c8o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/68ca8d800b06306c435aa6eacdb8d1d7/tumblr_mlwlkr5ivS1roa7c8o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/740ef540a705cc022e5503f4d21acc6d/tumblr_mlwlkr5ivS1roa7c8o9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shoutwiththedevil.tumblr.com/post/49015632381/shit-ace-frehley-says-happy-birthday-ace">shoutwiththedevil</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <div> <p><small>Shit Ace Frehley says.</small></p> </div> </blockquote> <p>Happy birthday, Ace.</p> </blockquote>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/49021398673http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/49021398673Sat, 27 Apr 2013 13:51:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93a1qKqSq1qkd1iio1_r5_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93a1qKqSq1qkd1iio2_r1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93a1qKqSq1qkd1iio3_r1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93a1qKqSq1qkd1iio4_r1_250.png"/><br/> <br/><p><blockquote> <div> </div> </blockquote></p>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46451545750http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46451545750Wed, 27 Mar 2013 18:03:49 -0400<p>As they move into their sixties, Gene and Paul still have no trouble finding women willing to blow them in public.</p>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46451440565http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46451440565Wed, 27 Mar 2013 18:02:36 -0400kisskiss songs explainedtake me down belowmonster2012gene simmonspaul stanley<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d8afff90c51d1d986f1e6e31f2dcc45/tumblr_mjn11bsmB41s5uzqyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46368482919http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46368482919Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:16:41 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_46368461137" src="http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46368461137/audio_player_iframe/kisssongsexplained/tumblr_mc2frbdw8Q1qdpzq6?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fkisssongsexplained%2F46368461137%2Ftumblr_mc2frbdw8Q1qdpzq6" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fromthe7-11.tumblr.com/post/33811608489/all-for-the-love-of-rock-roll-kiss-cause">fromthe7-11</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>All For The Love Of Rock & Roll - KISS.</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Cause it’s all for the love of rock & roll, hear my music in the air, and I’m losing control. I don’t care what you heard, I don’t care what you do, cause it’s all for the love of rock & roll!</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46368461137http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46368461137Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:16:26 -0400<p>Despite playing in one of the most famous and recognizable bands in the world for over 10 years, Eric has only saved fifty dollars.</p>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46367914190http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46367914190Tue, 26 Mar 2013 18:09:58 -0400kisskiss songs explainedall for the love of rock and rollmonster2012kiss banderic singer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2938c4672929072c5f769ea7db3ac27b/tumblr_mk6f9pDETG1rlg0y3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46286454978http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46286454978Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:43:02 -0400<p>Tommy wants to take baby on a rocket ride.</p>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46286415869http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46286415869Mon, 25 Mar 2013 18:42:36 -0400presumably because she wants a blastkissmonsteroutta this worldtommy thayer2012kiss songs explained<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bf8a86ea0060badcbf4ae1f1ac2f67a8/tumblr_mk6ut0naNw1qd72llo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some co-workers play RockBand every so often and when they do they wear ‘rock’ attire.  I was asked to join them last night and this is what I wore.</p> <p>It really doesn’t take much to get me to break out my KISS gear.</p>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46204805392http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46204805392Sun, 24 Mar 2013 19:36:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bbd775a66f1a5eafd9f443f66c28130/tumblr_mjiufiHJ0o1r37iddo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46081951230http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46081951230Sat, 23 Mar 2013 12:47:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cefbfafb4ddd9790c918f304a5520b92/tumblr_mjxkhpWjGq1rirh7vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46078067418http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46078067418Sat, 23 Mar 2013 11:54:30 -0400<p>Gene sells his soul to himself.</p>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46077809423http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/46077809423Sat, 23 Mar 2013 11:50:48 -0400kisskiss songs explainedthe devil is me2012monstergene simmons<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a2fc08c67885272b7d5fc21ab2937a6/tumblr_mik0ujhm3Q1qd72llo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>fAcebook</p>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/43625543922http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/43625543922Thu, 21 Feb 2013 00:06:00 -0500acebookfacebookace frehleykisskiss bandspace ace<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m89ksnV4Tk1qhgji1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/43032303443http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/43032303443Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:05:36 -0500<p>Gene tries to touch a woman&#8217;s heart.¹</p> <p>¹With his tongue and through her vagina.<em><br/></em></p>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/43032196550http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/43032196550Wed, 13 Feb 2013 18:04:09 -0500kisskiss songs explainedeat your heart out2012monstergene simmons<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6phk221oe1rzb5pno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/42878218472http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/42878218472Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:46:52 -0500<p>Falling in platform heels is painful.</p>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/42878053049http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/42878053049Mon, 11 Feb 2013 18:44:51 -0500kisskiss songs explainedlong way down2012monster<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a6e01f7d08d5d89e256ce940f40e1eed/tumblr_mhzbkwSVRg1r95toio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/42773482345http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/42773482345Sun, 10 Feb 2013 14:26:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e36220dc8eb0998319fe27c37da9773d/tumblr_mhnuhy2XcB1qd72llo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/42621618131http://kisssongsexplained.tumblr.com/post/42621618131Fri, 08 Feb 2013 19:29:36 -0500kisslady gagagene simmonseric singerpaul stanleytommy thayerkiss band