May 2012
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Domino
An attractive gold-digger has Gene under her complete control, thanks to her mind-bending ass.
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There is NO band that has fans like KISS. This zealous. This dedicated. This...
– Eric Singer (via kisskrazed)
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Spit
Gene and Paul prefer women that have a little junk in the trunk.
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Tough Love
Paul’s girlfriend likes it rough.
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Take It Off
If it’s late in the evening, it’s not unusual to find Paul unwinding at the local gentleman’s club.
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Unholy
Gene is: a) the cycle of pain; b) suicide & salvation; c) the omen to nations; d) infection & famine; f) an incubus; g) lord of the flies; h) the father of lies; i) all of the above.
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God Gave Rock and Roll To You II
Creationists often use KISS’s existence to bolster their argument in favor of a divine being.
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Boomerang
Gene’s new love keeps returning to him no matter how far he throws her.
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Little Caesar
Although smaller in stature than his bandmates, Eric Carr was notable for his powerful drumming style and being undeniably badass.
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Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
Gene is frustrated by his new girlfriend’s decision to wear a chastity belt.
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You Love Me To Hate You
Paul and his girlfriend are locked in a game of sexual oneupmanship.
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The Street Giveth and The Street Taketh Away
When you bet your future on the mean streets of NYC, you will be lucky to break even.
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King of Hearts
Paul and his young girlfriend cling to each other and dream of a better life.
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Cadillac Dreams
Gene hopes that someday he will be able to purchase a Cadillac and other traditional symbols of wealth and status.
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Silver Spoon
Class consciousness threatens Paul’s current relationship.
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Forever
Paul pledges that his love will last for all eternity.1
1Or at least for the duration of this song (3 minutes and 52 seconds).
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Love's A Slap In The Face
For reasons left unexplained, Gene often finds himself being slapped in the face by women.
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Read My Body
Paul uses some overt body language1 to signal his interest in a young woman.
1And probably a visible erection.
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