April 2012
61 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Let's Put the X in Sex
Paul is able to identify a young woman by her distinctive lingerie.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Welcome to Planet KISS!
planetkiss: This will not be a blog full of KISS pictures and music (I have one of those already - see KISS Songs Explained).  I want this site to show the reach of KISS into the lives of its millions of fans and our shared popular culture.  All of that which makes up* PLANET KISS. So you won’t see a picture of Gene Simmons on here, however you may see a picture of YOU as the Demon.  That’s the...
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Turn On the Night
Loins ablaze, Paul attempts to persuade a new partner to engage in sexual intercourse.
Apr 27th
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Good Girl Gone Bad
Gene once again ushers a young girl into womanhood, this time in the back seat of an automobile.
Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Reason To Live
Paul resolves to take responsibility for his own happiness.
Apr 26th
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Apr 24th
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When Your Walls Come Down
See Who Wants To Be Lonely?
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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My Way
Paul vows to remain true to himself, no matter the cost.
Apr 24th
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Apr 20th
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Hell or High Water
This is what results when Gene decides to base a song on a phrase that he heard on an episode of Mama’s Family.
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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No No No
Gene doesn’t have time to play games when it comes to fucking.
Apr 20th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 19th
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“As a little boy I sat transfixed to our television every afternoon and Saturday...”
– - Paul Stanley on the passing of Dick Clark today. (via kaleidoscopesky)
Apr 19th
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Apr 18th
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Bang Bang You
Paul announces his intention to shoot his Love Gun1 at a girl’s heart.2 1His penis. 2Clearly he intends to ejaculate on her chest.
Apr 18th
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Apr 17th
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I'll Fight Hell To Hold You
Paul will battle the satanic forces of the nether realm for a sweet piece of ass.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Crazy Crazy Nights
A rock star’s life is a never-ending series of unusual situations, many of which occur at night.
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Uh! All Night
Paul promotes sexual intercourse as an economical form of entertainment for the working class.
Apr 13th
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Apr 13th
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Radar For Love
Paul emits electromagnetic waves that help him identify the approximate range, altitude, direction, and closing speed of girls who want to blow him.
Apr 13th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Secretly Cruel
Gene’s girlfriend taunts1 him by tugging at his wig (or weave).2 1Thereby exposing her cruel nature. 2Strangely this causes his penis to become semi-erect.
Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Tears Are Falling
Paul uses rain as a metaphor for his lover’s tearful admission of infidelity.
Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Love's A Deadly Weapon
A feverish Gene threatens to fuck someone to death.1 1It was Gene! In the conservatory! With his penis!
Apr 9th
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Apr 6th
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I'm Alive
Paul is very much alive, but vows to die with an erection.
Apr 6th
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Apr 6th
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