September 2011
62 posts
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Sep 30th
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Sep 29th
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Do You Love Me?
Paul is a needy bitch.
Sep 29th
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Sep 29th
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Beth
Peter’s wife is a needy bitch.
Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
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Shout It Out Loud
Being loud and out of control at a party can do wonders for one’s self esteem.
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sweet Pain
If you’re going to have sex with Gene, you may want to have a first-aid kit nearby.
Sep 27th
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Sep 26th
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Flaming Youth
Paul rebels against his parents’ generation while clad from head to toe in leather.
Sep 26th
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Sep 26th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 25th
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Sep 22nd
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Great Expectations
Gene understands female concert goers aren’t really listening to the band’s music; they are thinking about the size of his penis.
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
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Sep 21st
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God of Thunder
Gene sets his latest personal ad to music and unwittingly spawns the band White Zombie.
Sep 21st
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Sep 20th
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King of the Night-time World
Paul is sneaking around with a high school girl from the suburbs, whose parents are unaware.
Sep 20th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 19th
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Detroit Rock City
It’s probably wise to stay off the streets of Detroit when KISS fans are in town.
Sep 19th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 18th
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Sep 17th
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“The loudest negativity cannot put a dent in what I do.”
– Paul Stanley (via kisskrazed)
Sep 17th
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Sep 16th
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Rock and Roll All Nite
KISS want to spend their evenings having sexual intercourse and their days getting drunk and/or stoned.
Sep 16th
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Sep 16th
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Love Her All I Can
On the rare occasion that Paul’s girlfriend is sad, it is never because the world looks bad.
Sep 16th
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Sep 14th
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Sep 14th
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She
Gene and Paul salute a female acquaintance gifted at oral sex; however they are unable to recall her name and must rely on the third person singular pronoun (feminine).
Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
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Anything For My Baby
Paul doesn’t mind that people know how pussy-whipped he is.
Sep 13th
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Sep 12th
28 notes
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C'mon and Love Me
In the dark, Paul mistakes his reflection in a mirror for that of a young woman and inadvertently has sex with himself.
Sep 12th
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Sep 11th
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Bill Aucoin on the Cadillac High School Visit
In a 2008 interview, KISS’s original manager, the late Bill Aucoin, discusses the band’s now legendary visit to Cadillac, MI: I’ll give you a good example with Kiss. When we did the show in Cadillac, Michigan, at the high school. I got a call one day, and it was from the coach of this Cadillac High School. And I said, “Yes?” And he said, “I’m gonna tell you a story. Would you mind...
Sep 11th
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Sep 9th
71 notes
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Sep 9th
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Rock Bottom
After listening to an instrumental guitar composition, Paul summons the courage to confront his girlfriend regarding her poor treatment of him.
Sep 9th
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Sep 9th
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clangandclatter asked: Love the photo for "Getaway." I love how KISS made lounging around in full costume and makeup seem like the most normal thing in the world.
Sep 9th
Sep 8th
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Getaway
Peter, battling personal demons and feeling alienated from the community, decides to leave town immediately.
Sep 8th
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Sep 7th
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Ladies In Waiting
Gene can’t decide which prostitute to put his penis in.
Sep 7th
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