August 2011
73 posts
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Aug 31st
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Mainline
Peter, lacking in self-worth, literally begs for physical affection of any sort.
Aug 31st
15 notes
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Aug 30th
14 notes
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Watching You
Gene, dabbling in voyeurism, is surprised when the watcher becomes the watched.
Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
16 notes
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All The Way
The tenuous relationship between Gene and his girlfriend has nearly reached its breaking point.
Aug 29th
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Aug 29th
29 notes
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Aug 28th
32 notes
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Who saw Paul Stanley on Rock and Roll Fantasy Camp...
He was the coolest person in the room, as always.
Aug 28th
7 notes
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Aug 26th
13 notes
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Aug 26th
3 notes
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Let Me Go, Rock and Roll
Gene likes for women to squeeze (and then release) his erect penis.
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
71 notes
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Hotter Than Hell
Paul propositions a married woman who is considered exceptionally attractive by mid-1970s standards.
Aug 25th
2 notes
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Aug 25th
115 notes
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Aug 24th
32 notes
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Goin' Blind
Gene discovers that a link between masturbation and blindness does exist; however it takes nearly a century of practice to discern its effects.
Aug 24th
1 note
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Aug 23rd
27 notes
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Parasite
A female admirer, unfamiliar with the transient nature of many rock star relationships, puts Ace* in an awkward position. *Although Gene handles the lead vocal, Ace wrote it and I just associate him more with this song. 
Aug 23rd
8 notes
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Aug 22nd
15 notes
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Aug 22nd
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Got To Choose
Paul is surprisingly understanding upon learning of his girlfriend’s infidelity; however he makes it clear he does not intend to compete for her affections.
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 21st
17 notes
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The new KISS album is titled "Monster."
kisskrazed: Set for release January 2012. LET ME HEAR YOU SAY YEAH! Can’t wait!
Aug 21st
36 notes
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Aug 20th
10 notes
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Aug 19th
127 notes
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Black Diamond
Black Diamond is relatively new to prostitution, and things are not going well.
Aug 19th
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Aug 19th
19 notes
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Aug 19th
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100,000 Years
Paul has been traveling for centuries through space and time, and now he desperately wants to get laid.
Aug 19th
8 notes
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Aug 17th
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Love Theme From KISS
Although there are no lyrics, I think we can safely assume that this is about fucking.
Aug 17th
3 notes
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Aug 17th
221 notes
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Aug 16th
32 notes
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Deuce
Gene dictates a to-do list for his girlfriend, whose Grandma is always hanging around.
Aug 16th
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Aug 15th
33 notes
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Kissin' Time
The band encourages listeners in a variety of US locales to press their lips against those of others.
Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
9 notes
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Aug 14th
24 notes
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Ashes, Smashes, & Hits
clangandclatter: Official KISS cremation urn If rockin’ the KISS Kasket into the hereafter just isn’t your thing, you now have a new option. The aptly named Eternal Image, Inc., a public company engaged in the design, manufacturing, and marketing of officially licensed memorial products, has recently announced the KISS cremation urn. So rather than covering up that fancy casket with six feet of...
Aug 14th
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Aug 12th
62 notes
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Aug 12th
12 notes
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Let Me Know
In the first of many side business pursuits, Gene operates a taxi/gigolo service Sundays through Wednesdays; Paul is afflicted with blue balls.
Aug 12th
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Aug 11th
8 notes
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Cold Gin
KISS cannot tolerate each other without the aid of alcohol.
Aug 11th
5 notes
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Aug 10th
9 notes
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Firehouse
Paul can’t bring himself to end a relationship with an emotionally distant pyromaniac.
Aug 10th
4 notes
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Aug 9th
61 notes
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Aug 9th
6 notes