May 2011
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Unholy
Gene is: a) the cycle of pain; b) suicide & salvation; c) the omen to nations; d) infection & famine; f) an incubus; g) lord of the flies; h) the father of lies; i) all of the above.
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“It’s not just a cover song for a soundtrack, but a testament to Eric Carr,...”
– Gene Simmons, on “God Gave Rock and Roll To You II”
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God Gave Rock and Roll To You II
Creationists often use KISS’s existence to bolster their argument in favor of a divine being.
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Boomerang
Gene’s new love keeps returning to him no matter how far he throws her.
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Little Caesar
Although smaller in stature than his bandmates, Eric Carr was notable for his powerful drumming style and being undeniably badass.
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Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell
Gene is frustrated by his new girlfriend’s decision to wear a chastity belt.
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You Love Me To Hate You
Paul and his girlfriend are locked in a game of sexual oneupmanship.
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The Street Giveth and The Street Taketh Away
When you bet your future on the mean streets of NYC, you will be lucky to break even.
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The Vinnie Situation →
Another chapter in the strange saga of Vincent Cusano, aka Vinnie Vincent, former KISS lead guitarist and the co-writer of such KISS classics as “I Love It Loud” and “Lick It Up.”
Vinnie has been the subject of many rumors over the years (did anyone else hear he had gender reassignment surgery?) and it’s been a decade since any new pictures of him had surfaced. ...
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King of Hearts
Paul and his young girlfriend cling to each other and dream of a better life.
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Cadillac Dreams
Gene hopes that someday he will be able to purchase a Cadillac and other traditional symbols of wealth and status.
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Silver Spoon
Class consciousness threatens Paul’s current relationship.
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Forever
Paul pledges that his love will last for all eternity.1
1Or at least for the duration of this song (3 minutes and 52 seconds).
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Love's a Slap In the Face
For reasons left unexplained, Gene often finds himself being slapped in the face by women.
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Read My Body
Paul uses some overt body language1 to signal his interest in a young woman.
1And probably a visible erection.
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Prisoner of Love
Gene comes to the sobering realization that he may be in love.
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Hide Your Heart
If you’re fucking a gang leader’s girlfriend, you may want to invest in some type of body armor.
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Betrayed
Gene offers some encouragement and tough love to society’s disenfranchised.
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