February 2011
54 posts
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Feb 28th
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I Love It Loud
Gene prefers to live life at full volume.
Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 26th
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Feb 25th
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Danger
Paul craves a life of adventure and excitement.1 1Rendering him wholly unsuitable for Jedi training.
Feb 25th
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Feb 24th
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Rock and Roll Hell
Not all locales are conducive to dreams of rock stardom.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Keep Me Comin'
Paul seeks a partner who can help him achieve his multi-orgasmic potential.
Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Saint and Sinner
Demonized for his lifestyle and his moral relativism, Gene breaks off his current relationship.
Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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feralscum asked: I worship this blog! thank you!!!
Feb 22nd
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Feb 21st
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Creatures of the Night
KISS are not really morning people.
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Partners In Crime
Paul brazenly romances a woman who is already in a committed relationship.
Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Nowhere To Run
Paul consoles a friend after a difficult break-up, but is hurt when she later rebuffs his advances.
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Down On Your Knees
To Paul, fellatio is considered first base.
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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I'm A Legend Tonight
Paul’s sexual exploits will be retold for centuries to come.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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passiveobsessive asked: great job.
Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 12th
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Feb 11th
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I
As Gene returns to assume a more active role in the band, KISS look to the ’90s with optimism and self-respect.
Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Escape From the Island
In which KISS predict their shipwreck, imprisonment, and daring escape via a homemade raft.1 1This prophecy did not come to pass.
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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Mr. Blackwell
With an unsubtle nod to fashion critic Richard Blackwell and his ‘Worst Dressed’ lists, this funk workout foretells the looming horror of the Asylum-era stage outfits.
Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 9th
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The Oath
In the mid-80s, bolstered by the success of anthems “Lick It Up” and “Heaven’s On Fire,” Paul will pledge to rock even harder.
Feb 9th
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Feb 7th
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A World Without Heroes
This somber ballad anticipates KISS’s 9/18/83 unmasking on MTV.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Dark Light
In which Ace warns of the coming Metal Wars, where KISS will see their traditional fan base begin to splinter among the hard rock, glam metal and thrash metal factions.
Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Under the Rose
This quatrain foretells the challenge to the group’s hard rock hegemony posed by a younger and more decadent generation of rock stars, led by W. Axl Rose.
Feb 4th
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Feb 4th
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Only You
In which it is foretold that only the Manchild1 will produce any quality KISS songs between 1985 and 1989. 1Formerly the Starchild.
Feb 4th
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