December 2011
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Love In Chains
Paul urges a sexually repressed woman to confront her hang-ups.
November 2011
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Hold Me, Touch Me (Think of Me When We're Apart)
Paul makes a heartfelt declaration of love and devotion for his girlfriend, who is unable to hear it because she is sleeping.
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It's Alright
Paul lays out the ground rules and sets the expectations for a prospective one-night stand.
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Take Me Away (Together As One)
Paul is consumed with remorse for either a) committing adultery, b) killing his wife, or c) both.
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Wouldn't You Like To Know Me
Paul takes great satisfaction in spurning the advances of a woman he once pursued sexually.
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Ain't Quite Right
After evaluating the state of his current relationship, Paul attempts to end it gracefully.
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Move On
From a very young age, Paul’s mother encourages him to lead a promiscuous lifestyle free of romantic entanglements.
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Tonight You Belong To Me
When his long-time girlfriend ends their relationship, Paul’s knee-jerk reaction is to hold her hostage.*
*Hopefully buying him enough time to talk fuck her out of it.
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Fractured Mirror
An instrumental composition about (1) Paul’s special Ibanez Iceman guitar, (2) some cocaine-related mishap, or (3) some cocaine-related mishap involving Paul’s special Ibanez Iceman guitar.
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Wiped-Out
Drinking to excess is a contributing factor in a questionable hook-up for Ace.
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I'm In Need Of Love
Ace looks for romance while under the influence of a powerful, weapons-grade hallucinogen.
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New York Groove
Ace finds (or does) ecstasy at the corner of 3rd and 43, New York, NY.
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What's On Your Mind?
Ace frets over his girlfriend’s cagey demeanor.
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Ozone
Ace has no patience for anti-drug moralizing.
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Snow Blind
Ace uses homesickness to rationalize his burgeoning cocaine habit.
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Speedin' Back To My Baby
A bruised ego and unexpected car trouble threaten to derail Ace’s attempt to reconcile with his woman.
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Rip It Out
Wounded by love, Ace becomes an unwilling organ donor.
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R.I.P. Eddie Balandas 1952-2011
Balandas was a KISS security guard who provided the thundering “You wanted the best, you got the best” intro that kicks off the Alive II album. He died October 10.
Here’s a clip of Balandas and J.R. Smalling (who provided the band’s intro on Alive!) reminiscing at the NJ KISS Expo in May.
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Any Way You Want It
Paul is willing to attempt any sexual position, anytime, without argument.
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Rocket Ride
Ace prefers women who are interested in space travel and/or fucking.
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