October 2011
59 posts
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Oct 31st
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All American Man
Confident in his sexual prowess, Paul casually dismisses his mother’s concern that his girlfriend is planning an affair.
Oct 31st
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Oct 31st
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Oct 30th
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Oct 28th
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Then She Kissed Me
Paul follows a traditional male-female courtship model to its logical conclusion.
Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Plaster Caster
A fan makes a plaster mold of Gene’s erect member, which she uses to pleasure herself.
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Almost Human
Science finally locates the missing link, and it is playing bass in KISS.
Oct 26th
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Hooligan
The public education system having failed him, Peter must sign his royalty checks with an ‘X.’
Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 24th
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Love Gun
A woman causes Paul to ejaculate.
Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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CNN To Air "KISS Inc." Tonight at 8 PM ET
Don’t miss it! (It does re-air at 11 PM and 2 AM ET)
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 21st
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Tomorrow and Tonight
Excited by the prospect of sexual congress in a cellar1, Paul confuses the linear nature of time. 1A predilection shared with Poison’s Bret Michaels (see Talk Dirty To Me).
Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
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Oct 20th
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Shock Me
Ace discovers leather does not protect the body from electric shock, especially when various bodily fluids are involved.
Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Got Love For Sale
Although financially secure due to his position in KISS, Gene is not above turning the occasional trick for extra money.
Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 18th
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Christine Sixteen
Gene wants to fuck a 10th-grader.
Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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I Stole Your Love
Paul’s latest relationship has devolved into a zero-sum game.
Oct 17th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Makin' Love
Paul enjoys sexual intercourse with his very attractive girlfriend.
Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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Hard Luck Woman
Peter must leave his woman, who is characterized by her chronic misfortune.
Oct 14th
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Oct 12th
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See You In Your Dreams
By this point Gene is even getting laid in other people‘s dreams.
Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
26 notes
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Oct 11th
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Mr. Speed
Paul’s propensity to prematurely ejaculate makes him surprisingly popular with the ladies.
Oct 11th
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Oct 10th
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Love 'Em and Leave 'Em
I think this one is pretty self-explanatory.1 1Much like Ace’s Dynasty outfit.
Oct 10th
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Oct 7th
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Baby Driver
Ass, gas, or grass - Peter soon learns that, with Baby Driver, he won’t be riding for free.
Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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Oct 6th
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Ladies Room
Gene explains that a ladies’ restroom is as good a place as any to bust a nut.
Oct 6th
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