September 2010
48 posts
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Sep 30th
5 tags
Hard Luck Woman
Peter must leave his woman, who is characterized by her chronic misfortune.
Sep 30th
1 note
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Sep 29th
17 notes
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See You In Your Dreams
By this point Gene is even getting laid in other people‘s dreams.
Sep 29th
3 tags
Sep 28th
2 notes
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Mr. Speed
Paul’s tendency to ejaculate prematurely makes him surprisingly popular with the ladies.
Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
8 notes
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Love 'Em and Leave 'Em
I think this one is pretty self-explanatory.* *Much like Ace’s Dynasty outfit.
Sep 27th
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Sep 24th
3 notes
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Baby Driver
Ass, gas, or grass - Peter soon learns that, with Baby Driver, he won’t be riding for free.
Sep 24th
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Sep 24th
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Ladies Room
Gene explains that a ladies’ restroom is as good a place as any to bust a nut.
Sep 24th
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Sep 22nd
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Calling Dr. Love
When Dr. Love asks you to ‘open up and say ahhh,’ you may be surprised by what comes next. Bonus entries: Unlike other physicians, Dr. Love removes his pants to take your temperature. Dr. Love prescribes the same remedy for every ailment, to be taken orally.
Sep 22nd
1 note
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Sep 22nd
2 notes
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Take Me
Paul is fellated in the back seat of an automobile.
Sep 22nd
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Sep 21st
5 tags
I Want You
After an ugly breakup, Paul can’t seem to move on with his life.
Sep 20th
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Sep 18th
2 notes
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Sep 17th
2 notes
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Sep 16th
7 notes
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Do You Love Me?
Paul is a needy bitch.
Sep 16th
4 notes
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Sep 16th
2 notes
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Beth
Peter’s wife is a needy bitch.
Sep 16th
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Sep 15th
3 notes
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Shout It Out Loud
Being loud and out of control at a party can do wonders for one’s self esteem.
Sep 15th
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Sep 14th
18 notes
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Sweet Pain
If you’re going to have sex with Gene, you may want to have a first-aid kit nearby.
Sep 14th
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Sep 13th
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Flaming Youth
Paul rebels against his parents’ generation while clad from head to toe in leather.
Sep 13th
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Sep 10th
6 notes
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Sep 10th
4 notes
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Sep 9th
8 notes
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Great Expectations
Gene understands female concert goers aren’t really listening to the band’s music; they are thinking about the size of his penis.
Sep 9th
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Sep 8th
2 notes
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God of Thunder
Gene sets his latest personal ad to music and unwittingly spawns the band White Zombie.
Sep 8th
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Sep 7th
3 notes
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King of the Night-time World
Paul is sneaking around with a high school chick from the suburbs, whose parents remain unaware.
Sep 7th
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Sep 6th
1 note
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Detroit Rock City
It’s probably wise to stay off the streets of Detroit when KISS fans are in town.
Sep 6th
1 note
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Sep 5th
1 note
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Sep 4th
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Sep 3rd
5 tags
Rock and Roll All Nite
KISS want to spend their evenings having sexual intercourse and their days getting drunk and/or stoned.
Sep 3rd
8 tags
Sep 2nd
5 tags
Love Her All I Can
On the rare occasion that Paul’s girlfriend is sad, it is never because the world looks bad.
Sep 2nd
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Sep 1st
6 notes
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She
Gene and Paul salute an unnamed female acquaintance gifted at oral sex.
Sep 1st