August 2010
62 posts
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Aug 31st
2 notes
5 tags
Anything For My Baby
Paul doesn’t mind people knowing how pussy-whipped he is.
Aug 31st
5 tags
Aug 30th
3 notes
5 tags
C'mon and Love Me
In the dark, Paul mistakes his reflection in a mirror for that of a young woman and inadvertently has sex with himself.
Aug 30th
4 tags
Aug 27th
5 notes
6 tags
Rock Bottom
After listening to an instrumental guitar composition, Paul summons the courage to confront his girlfriend regarding her poor treatment of him.
Aug 27th
2 tags
Aug 26th
3 notes
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Getaway
Peter, battling personal demons and feeling alienated from the community, decides to leave town immediately.
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
26 notes
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Ladies in Waiting
Gene can’t decide which prostitute to put his penis in.
Aug 25th
1 note
5 tags
Aug 24th
121 notes
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Two Timer
A young woman cuckolds Gene.
Aug 24th
2 tags
Aug 23rd
2 notes
6 tags
Room Service
Paul has casual sex with multiple partners in a variety of indoor locations.* *A hotel room, an airport lounge, and a private residence in his city of origin.
Aug 23rd
3 tags
Aug 22nd
3 tags
Aug 20th
5 notes
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Aug 20th
3 notes
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Strange Ways
Peter turns to drugs (likely some form of barbiturate.)
Aug 20th
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Aug 19th
1 note
5 tags
Comin' Home
Paul gives his lover ample warning of his impending arrival, so any awkward surprises (see Got to Choose) can be avoided.
Aug 19th
4 tags
Aug 18th
2 notes
5 tags
Mainline
Peter, lacking in self-worth, literally begs for physical affection of any sort.
Aug 18th
5 tags
Aug 17th
5 tags
Watchin' You
Gene, dabbling in voyeurism, is surprised when the watcher becomes the watched.
Aug 17th
1 note
Aug 16th
4 notes
5 tags
All The Way
The tenuous relationship between Gene and his girlfriend has nearly reached its breaking point.
Aug 16th
1 note
3 tags
Aug 13th
2 notes
5 tags
Let Me Go, Rock 'n' Roll
Gene likes for women to squeeze (and then release) his erect penis.
Aug 13th
1 note
5 tags
Aug 12th
1 note
4 tags
Hotter Than Hell
Paul propositions a married woman who is considered exceptionally attractive by mid-1970s standards.
Aug 12th
3 tags
Aug 11th
6 notes
5 tags
Goin' Blind
Gene discovers that a link between masturbation and blindness does exist; however it takes nearly a century of practice to discern its effects.
Aug 11th
3 tags
Aug 10th
3 notes
6 tags
Parasite
A female admirer, unfamiliar with the transient nature of many rock star relationships, puts Ace in an awkward position.
Aug 10th
4 tags
Aug 9th
4 notes
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Got to Choose
Paul is surprisingly understanding upon learning of his girlfriend’s infidelity; however he makes it clear he does not intend to compete for her affections.
Aug 9th
3 tags
Aug 9th
3 notes
3 tags
Aug 9th
1 note
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Aug 8th
1 note
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Aug 8th
6 tags
Black Diamond
Black Diamond is relatively new to prostitution, but things are not going well.
Aug 8th
4 tags
Aug 8th
2 notes
5 tags
Love Theme From Kiss
Although there are no lyrics, I think we can safely assume that this is about fucking.
Aug 8th
1 note
3 tags
Aug 8th
1 note
4 tags
100,000 Years
Paul has been traveling for centuries through space and time, and now he desperately wants to get laid.
Aug 8th
1 note
6 tags
Aug 8th
5 tags
Deuce
Gene recites a list of action items for his girlfriend, whose Grandma is always hanging around.
Aug 8th
1 note
4 tags
Kissin' Time
The band encourages listeners in a variety of US locales to press their lips against those of others.
Aug 8th
4 tags
Aug 8th
2 notes
7 tags
Let Me Know
In the first of many side business pursuits, Gene operates a taxi/gigolo service Sundays through Wednesdays; Paul is afflicted with blue balls.
Aug 8th