October 2010
54 posts
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Oct 31st
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Oct 29th
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What's On Your Mind?
Ace frets over his girlfriend’s cagey demeanor.
Oct 29th
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Oct 28th
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Ozone
Ace has no patience for anti-drug moralizing.
Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Snow Blind
Ace uses homesickness to rationalize his burgeoning cocaine habit.
Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
24 notes
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Speedin' Back To My Baby
A bruised ego and unexpected car trouble threaten to derail Ace’s attempt to reconcile with his woman.
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
7 notes
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Rip It Out
Wounded by love, Ace becomes an unwilling organ donor.
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 23rd
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Strutter '78
Paul is infatuated with a woman who enjoys disco music and has a rather high opinion of herself.
Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 22nd
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Any Way You Want It
Paul declares his willingness to attempt any sexual position, anytime, without argument.
Oct 22nd
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Oct 21st
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Rocket Ride
Ace prefers women who are interested in space travel and/or fucking.
Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 20th
5 notes
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Oct 20th
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Larger Than Life
The size of Gene’s penis startles even those who had heard the rumors.
Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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Rockin' In The USA
A near-death experience in an airplane stirs a sense of patriotism in Gene.
Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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All American Man
Confident in his sexual prowess, Paul dismisses his mother’s concern that his girlfriend is planning an affair.
Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 15th
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Then She Kissed Me
Paul follows a traditional male-female courtship model to its logical conclusion.
Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
8 notes
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Plaster Caster
A fan makes a plaster mold of Gene’s erect member, which she later uses to pleasure herself.
Oct 15th
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Oct 13th
3 notes
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Almost Human
Modern science finally locates the ‘missing link’, and it is playing bass in KISS.
Oct 13th
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Oct 12th
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Hooligan
The public education system having failed him, Peter must sign his royalty checks with an ‘X.’
Oct 12th
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Oct 11th
3 notes
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Love Gun
A woman causes Paul to ejaculate.
Oct 11th
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Oct 8th
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Tomorrow and Tonight
Excited by the prospect of sexual congress in a cellar*, Paul confuses the linear nature of time. *A predilection shared with Poison’s Bret Michaels (see Talk Dirty to Me)
Oct 8th
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Oct 7th
3 notes
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Shock Me
Ace discovers leather does not protect the body from electric shock, especially when various bodily fluids are involved.
Oct 7th
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Oct 6th
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Got Love For Sale
Although financially secure due to his position in KISS, Gene is not above turning the occasional trick for extra money.
Oct 6th
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Oct 5th
1 note
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Christine Sixteen
Gene wants to fuck a 10th-grader.
Oct 5th
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Oct 4th
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I Stole Your Love
Paul’s latest relationship has devolved into a zero-sum game.
Oct 4th